Dr. Loden told me the surgery might take 30 minutes, but the man finished it in 8. Either he's a wizard or I'm part of some new speed record. My next eye surgery is on the 17th, and I can't wait to finally see the world without carrying two bulletproof shields on my face. With a vision of -14 since I was 8, Ive been rocking lenses that could double as riot gear for years. Heres to a future where I wont need windshield wipers on my glasses!